| Name | Alan |
|---|---|
| Instrument | Guitar |
| Previous Bands | 'Twisted', 'Stoned Lazy', 'All Night Chemists' |
Probably the finest guitar player to ever don blue gingham dress and ruby slippers, the self-styled Wolfgang Amadeus Bastard joined AUF in July 2005 in the mistaken belief that it was an animal rights organisation.
Since overcoming his initial disappointment, he has set about his avowed intention of bringing down Western civilisation with "a well aimed power chord, and the precise angle from which to strike". This appears to also require the regular wearing of funny clothes and facial expressions worthy of a Lenny Bruce gag, whilst playing to a crowd of 150,000 adoring fans in the privacy of his own head.
Also available for pantomime, bar mitzvahs, children's parties, etc.