Bio : Stuart was born in Eastern India, early in the last century. At a young age
he was enslaved in a clothes factory, where he was forced to produce "Fruit of the
Loom" casualwear. After many years of hard labour he escaped to the West with enough
short sleeved garments to start a new life, in percussion. Having played for more
years than records could document, he finally settled in Bristol, the musical heart
of the world. Here he found like-minded individuals who shared his interest for Pork
in Sheeps bladder and the ancient art of furniture arrangement. Unfortunately Stuart's
painful past has never left him and this can often cause him to talk complete rubbish
at gigs (This could, of course, also be something to do with the John Smiths).
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