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Bio : Sue was born in Bethlehem around Christmas time, under the watchful eye of some old blokes with beards and sheep. Having sent the bearded ones out to park the car and get some Gold, Frankincense and Murr, she soon developed a taste for getting men to do things for her. From the youngest age it was found that Sue had the voice of an Angel and, it would seem, an appreciation of leather. After many years of singing on hills, distributing the local delicacy of "deep fried fish in a bap", she had accumulated many disciples that followed her around telling her how good she was. This soon bored Sue and she decided to turn her attention to a new style - Rock! Under the guidance of established prophets such as Patti Smith, Janis Joplin and Axl Rose, Sue was soon performing miracles up and down the land, often involving poor quality minidisks and full bladder gags. Sue then moved to Melksham, quite near Bristol, the musical heart of the world. It was in Bristol that she found an immensely talented trio that had the ultra high level of talent and incredible raw ability that she felt she needed to really cut some musical rug. They were so good that she felt intimidated by their sheer brilliance and taken aback by their stunning good looks and intelligent banter. It was a match made in Kingswood and the troupe hit the streets, rocking the public to within an inch of their sanity.

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